God is...

Overheard...

"So what do you thnk God looks like?"
"I think he looks like Optimus Prime."
"Really? I think he looks like Jean-Luc Picard."
"No, even better, he looks like Jean-Luc Picard driving Optimus Prime!"

And later in the week, while watching a movie...

"Hey... that's John Leguizamo! Is he in this movie?"