Bush: Get rid of your Weapons of Mass Destruction, or we'll come beat you up!
Iraq: We don't have any! Come see for yourself!
Bush: I don't have to come there, I know you have them! Besides, you won't let UN inspectors into your presidential palaces!
Iraq: No, seriously, we don't have any. Really, you can even look in our presidential palaces now! Besides, even your own CIA says you have nothing to fear. And your major national networks wouldn't even carry your speech live Monday night. Besides, you're just after our oil.
Bush: Shut up, you lying scoundrel! You've got weapons of mass destruction and you'll use them on us the first chance you get! Rumsy and Dicky tell me so!